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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cake Jokes - V

Q: What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake?
A: The candles melted in the oven!
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Q; Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
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Q: What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A: A stomach-cake!
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Q: What do you call a baker with a cold?
A: Coughee cake.
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Q: What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey?
A: Cake Boss.
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Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
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