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#1 2025-12-13 14:32:38
- Jai Ganesh
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Cauliflower Jokes - I
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a daisy?
A: A colli-flower.
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Q: Where do vegetables grow up?
A: Cauli-fornia.
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Q: What did the husband do after forgetting his wife's birthday?
A: Cauliflower shop!
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Q: What water yields the most beautiful cauliflower garden?
A: Perspiration!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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