Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

Administrator

Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 52,724

Cereal Jokes - I

Q: What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
A: Cheerios.
* * *
Q: Why does a Northwestern Wildcats fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
* * *
Q: What do you call a person who opens 3 different boxes of cereal at once?
A: A cereal adulterer.
* * *
Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of "Surreal".
* * *
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
* * *

---

It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.