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Jai Ganesh

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Cheese Jokes - V

Q: What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese?
A: Curd-istan.
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Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie.
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Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A: Moatzeralla.
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Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone.
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Q: What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?
A: A basket queso.
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