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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Grapefruit Jokes - I

Q: Why did the grapefruit stop rolling down the hill?
A: It ran out of juice.
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Q: Why did the grapefruit go out with a prune?
A: Because she couldn't find a date.
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Q: Why do grapefruits wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel.
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Q: What did grapefruit say to lemon?
A: Nothing stupid, grapefruits don't talk.
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Q: What does a grapefruit tree drink?
A: Root beer.
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