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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lemon Jokes - I

Q: Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
A: It ran out of juice.
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Q: Why did the lemon go out with a prune?
A: Because she couldn't find a date.
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Q: What do you call a dancing pie?
A: Lemon Merengue.
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Q: Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel.
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Q: What did lemon say to lime?
A: Nothing stupid, lemons don't talk!
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