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Miscellaneous Jokes - II
Q: Why did the skittles go to school?
A: Because they wanted to be smarties!
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Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.
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Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?
A: He just flipped.
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Q: Why did the pecans run across the busy road?
A: Because they were nuts!
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Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
A: Bubble Gum.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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