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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pasta Jokes - I

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.
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Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
A: Fetuccini A-fraid-o.
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Q: What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
A: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
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Q: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?
A: PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
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