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No, not that either!
Do you have any suggestions about how I can make my existence less pitiful?
You only make yourself more contemptible when you're modest.
Be a blackjack dealer. You have many casinos to choose from.
Okay... later. Later is all there ever is really.
And I keep telling you, I don't even like Cola!!!
Wow. I get better at this every time. This is good. And when I do it here I don't get beaten up, this is great.
What's so funny? That's what your ego says.
Then make a living. Maybe do something useful at the same time. Tutor children math or something.
I dunno, I'm bored. Bored and lonely. That is the consistency of my existence.
How can I make it better?
Then why are you trying to promote it?
I think there should be an apostrophe on 'products'. Would... just make more sense...
Or y'know... whatever...
anyway...
I'm still not going to buy it.
If I saw it on sale, I would not buy it. This too, is pointless.
#201.
But anyway. What were we talking about?
Wrong. I wasn't interested in making a point. I want to have a point. A continuous point. Leaving would not be continuous.
How would leaving be making a point?
Yes, but I'm still not going to buy stuff I already have.
Sorry, me being grammar Nazi.
But yeah, I did notice al lot of mistakes in your post & just thought I should tell you. As well as stealing Stefy's job.
Thought you were too clever for that though, so I decided not to make a spectacle of the matter.
& I see some are still there, even though you edited your post.
No. I thought the point of this enterprise was that other people were supposed to buy the product we were producing and selling.
Thrills they can get anywhere. Anywhere, in any movie.
And it is also out of pure selfishness that I will not let you view my death. Unless you would care to meet up someplace and you do it yourself.
And concentrate on what you're typing.
Then I shall not buy the stuff.
Why should I? Other than the discount. Why should I buy stuff of my own production that I can just get for free?
Please spell Cola like normal. All I keep seeing is 'Koala', it's weird.
How will my death boost sales anyway?
You don't have that kind of power. But you know I'll stay anyway because I have nothing better to do.
But anyway, how would me leaving be a point of existence? By ending my existence is the point of my existence. No, I don't believe it.
Bottles of my own product? Well in that case, none.
How many bottles would you buy?
Great. Do I get paid if you publicly video my death too?
I'm sure lots people would love to see that too, which is why I shall not let you publicise it. I like being selfish, & selfish I shall stay.
Oh. Thanks.
I'll just be going then.
That is such a rip off! I wouldn't pay over 5 bucks for a bottle that small. What kind of world do you think this is?
Why do you want me to die painfully for your enjoyment?
Although I can't deny I would want the same thing.
& I said it'd be possible.
Nuh. Still not buying it.
Stop insulting my intelligence. I'm not gunna buy something I can already get for free.