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#101 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-09 20:09:32

Hmm... well, there is the least amount of pain possible preference...
But I do deserve that, so it may be a possibility.

#102 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-09 20:06:58

Why would I buy what I already produce? That's just stupid.

#103 Re: Guestbook » vote for your fav subjects » 2012-05-09 20:03:12

And the answer is....?
Don't say to sell kaboobly doo in bottles.

#104 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-09 20:01:03

What's the point? It'll never amount to anything. Then we'll just be left with lots of bottles of useless kaboobly doo.
And I'll have no one to share it with. Because no one will buy it.

#105 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-09 19:57:45

Because I'm not other people.
You know that. You're the one that keeps saying so.
Preferences, flame thrower is not on the list.

#106 Re: Guestbook » vote for your fav subjects » 2012-05-09 19:42:16

Much obliged.
Let me know when you figure it out.

#107 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-09 19:40:49

Are you mad? That would cause chaos.
The world would be completely destroyed in a matter of hours after that goes on sale.

#108 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-09 19:39:01

Vasquez Rocks! That's what I was thinking of! Outside LA, from that episode 'Arena'.
No, I'm not dying via flame thrower. Although I will be perfectly happy to light other people on fire with a flame thrower & then die.

#109 Re: Guestbook » vote for your fav subjects » 2012-05-05 16:07:31

No, wonder about the point of my existence.

#110 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-05 16:05:16

No. My death will not be videoed unless it falls within the boundaries of my preferences.
Unless I am in fact kidnapped by terrorists, but you'll probably have to consult with them about that.
OR... unless I die in a Death Race, which will probably be televised anyway.

#111 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-05 16:02:23

Sounds like a lost cause.
Why would people buy that?

#112 Re: Guestbook » vote for your fav subjects » 2012-05-05 14:29:52

Oh, okay.
I like philosophy. Makes me wonder...

#113 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-05 14:26:43

I'm not going to video my own death. There might be a live audience, though. VIP of course.
Unless I get kidnapped by terrorists. They will probably video my death. But I'm not important enough for that.

#114 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-05 14:23:36

No deal. 50-50?
Why would people want kaboobly doo in a bottle when they can just make it themselves?
That's what will happen. They'll make it themselves & start selling it unlicensed on the black market.

#115 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-05 14:20:51

Nuh. I have preferences. Quick & painless preferences.
Although I do deserve something along the lines of hung, drawn & quartered...

#116 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-05 14:18:43

Oh gee, thanks. Just what I need.
That's probably the ridiculous point of my existence.

#117 Re: Guestbook » vote for your fav subjects » 2012-05-05 13:41:54

You said on the other thread you dislike philosophy.

#118 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-05 13:40:15

I was still on the being shot preference but...
Oh! It could be the one from the Star Trek episode where Kirk's fighting that Gorn.
Although, I do like the look of those random structures in Utah & Arizona. I think a distant relative lives in Arizona.

#119 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-05 13:37:02

Who says you get any profit?
This is my thing now, my name's on it.

#120 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-05 13:35:57

I plan to.
Seems simple enough.
Kind of ruins my previous plans, but I'm sure we could fit in somewhere.

#121 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-05 13:34:30

Bottle of what?
I knew you were gunna say that, though.
Not sure I can fit kaboobly doo in a bottle.

#122 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-05 13:32:48

Hm. How did I know.

I'll give him a gun next time. I have asked him to before, but he seemed... offended. That was weird.

#123 Re: Jokes » Word Play 13 » 2012-05-05 13:29:59

Nuh. I'm not famous enough.
Don't even know what I would sell if I did.

#124 Re: Guestbook » vote for your fav subjects » 2012-05-05 13:28:44

Sure sure.
Anyway... I like Physics. Particularly Astrophysics.

#125 Re: Jokes » Random jokes I come across » 2012-05-05 13:26:52

No, he pushed me off a cliff. As I have previously mentioned.
It might've been in 'What did you do today?' Or ...maybe in 'Friends'...
Please don't proceed by saying 'it can't have been a very big cliff', that's exactly what you said last time.

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