Bad Jokes

lightning · 2007-03-05 03:33:28

nice what happpened to your avatar

Dross · 2007-03-05 05:15:34

There are 3 types of people in this world: those who are good at maths and those that aren't.

An enginer, a physicist and a mathematician are watching a building they are sure is empty. They see one person come in, and then two come out a while later.
The engineer thinks: We can't tell if the building is empty, as more may have got in through a door we obviously don't know about.
The physicist thinks: Ah, now the building is empty.
The mathematician thinks: If one more person goes into the building it'll be empty again.

A student tries to dial a disconnected number from a phone within the university mathematics department. He gets the message:
"Sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone pi over two radians and try again."

Last edited by Dross (2007-03-05 05:22:41)

Devantè · 2007-03-05 05:19:51

There are many in the style of the first one. The binary one was better.

lightning · 2007-03-05 05:34:14

i don't get it

Dross · 2007-03-06 08:16:11

Two prisoners, one polish and one british, escape from prison. After traveling on foot for four days they come to an airport, the british man luckily knowing how to fly. Barging on-board a nearby aircraft they manage to get everyone else off, but in the struggle the brit is hurt so badly it would be impossible for him to pilot the thing. Instead, the polish man sits at the controls and - though he has no flying experience - the brit talks him through what to do.

Still on the ground, they hear sirens in the distance. As the sirens get louder and louder the brit starts to panic and begins barking orders at the polish man, who is having difficulty getting everything in order.

"Push that button there!"
"Where?"
"The one I told you about earlier!"
"Which one?"
"THERE! Left, left, down, UP! COME ON MAN, THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME!"

Eventually, the two are captured, the aircraft having never moved. As the two are led away, the brit shouts out:

"Why couldn't you fly the darn aircraft - I told you how!"

The response comes:

"Ah, but I was only a simple pole in a complex plane!"

lightning · 2007-03-06 08:33:30

ok that was a good joke

MasterofDisguise · 2008-01-07 02:05:11

Nice joke i have some but there in a book that i gotta find

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