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#1 2018-03-03 02:51:21

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 23,998

Geek Jokes

Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra.
You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself Y.
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Why are astronauts always so calm and efficient?
Zero pressure in vacuum.
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I’ll never buy a vacuum cleaner.
It would only just gather dust.
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I dated a tennis player but I’ll never make such a mistake again.
Love has zero meaning to them.
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I heard a midget got pickpocketed on our street the other day.
I don’t understand how anybody can stoop so low.
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What does a dyslexic insomniac confused about religion do?
He lies wide awake at night staring at the ceiling, trying to figure out if there’s a dog.
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’m a superb multitasker.
I’ve no problem wasting time, money and life’s opportunities all at the same time!
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So when did you start working for this company?
The moment they told me I have to pick up my performance or I’m history.
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So, I don’t know what ‘apocalypse’ mean – what’s the big deal?
It’s not the end of the world.
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And why do you think you’d be academically qualified for this job, Mr Richardson?”
“I possess a degree of intelligence.”
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If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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