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#1 2018-03-03 02:51:21

ganesh
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Geek Jokes

Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra.
You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself Y.
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Why are astronauts always so calm and efficient?
Zero pressure in vacuum.
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I’ll never buy a vacuum cleaner.
It would only just gather dust.
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I dated a tennis player but I’ll never make such a mistake again.
Love has zero meaning to them.
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I heard a midget got pickpocketed on our street the other day.
I don’t understand how anybody can stoop so low.
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What does a dyslexic insomniac confused about religion do?
He lies wide awake at night staring at the ceiling, trying to figure out if there’s a dog.
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’m a superb multitasker.
I’ve no problem wasting time, money and life’s opportunities all at the same time!
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So when did you start working for this company?
The moment they told me I have to pick up my performance or I’m history.
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So, I don’t know what ‘apocalypse’ mean – what’s the big deal?
It’s not the end of the world.
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And why do you think you’d be academically qualified for this job, Mr Richardson?”
“I possess a degree of intelligence.”
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If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2018-03-18 16:00:22

Agnishom
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Re: Geek Jokes

These are pretty good!


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#3 2018-03-18 17:43:40

ganesh
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Re: Geek Jokes

Agnishom wrote:

These are pretty good!

Thanks, Agnishom!


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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