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#1 2018-07-24 00:05:55

ganesh
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Dance Jokes - 2

Q: What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A: A One Liner!
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Q: Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
A: Because they both looked sharp!
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Q: What is good for your soul but not your soles?
A: Dancing!
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Q: What animals are poor dancers?
A: Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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Q: What do ballerinas run on?
A: Batterie power!
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Q: What dance did the Pilgrims do?
A: The Plymouth Rock.
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Q: What is a ducks favorite dance?
A: The quackstep!
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Q: What sort of music do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic.
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Q: Why is it cool to be a dancer?
A: Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude!
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Q: What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A: A tap dance!
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Q: How do ballroom rumors spread?
A: Through the Grapevine.
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Q: How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
A: Voodoo like to dance with me?
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Q: How do hens dance?
A: Chick to chick
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