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#1 2018-07-24 00:05:55

ganesh
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Dance Jokes

Q: What do ghosts dance to?
A: Soul music.
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Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
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Q: What do cars do at the disco?
A: Brake dance.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?
A: He had no body to dance with!
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Q: Where can you dance in California?
A: San Fran-disco.
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Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.
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Q: What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A: A cricket ball!
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Q: Why do ants dance on jam jars?
A: Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
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Q: Which dance will a chicken not do?
A: The foxtrot!
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Q: Where do fortune tellers dance?
A: At the crystal ball.
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Q: Where did the hamburger go to dance?
A: At the Meat ball.
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Q: What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
A: An Ocean "Liner".
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Q: What kind of dance do buns do?
A: Abundance.
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Q: Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
A: Because they both looked sharp!
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Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o!
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Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic they like!
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Q: What is good for your soul but not your soles?
A: Dancing!
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Q: What animals are poor dancers?
A: Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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Q: What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A: A tap dance!
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Q: How do ballroom rumors spread?
A: Through the GRAPEVINE.
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