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#1 2019-02-02 00:08:40

ganesh
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Lawyer Jokes - 1

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
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Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?
A: Yeah, it comes with half of Ken's things and alimony.
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Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
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Q: What's the definition of a lawyer?
A: A mouth with a life support system.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: No changes occur.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2019-02-03 14:58:20

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Lawyer Jokes - 1

ganesh wrote:

Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
* * *

God does think he is the judge, though.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend  who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2019-02-03 18:15:15

ganesh
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Re: Lawyer Jokes - 1

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
* * *

God does think he is the judge, though.

True! smile smile


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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