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#1 2019-02-02 00:08:40
- Jai Ganesh
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Lawyer Jokes - 1
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
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Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?
A: Yeah, it comes with half of Ken's things and alimony.
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Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
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Q: What's the definition of a lawyer?
A: A mouth with a life support system.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: No changes occur.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2019-02-03 14:58:20
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Lawyer Jokes - 1
Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
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God does think he is the judge, though.
Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.
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#3 2019-02-03 18:15:15
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Lawyer Jokes - 1
ganesh wrote:Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
* * *God does think he is the judge, though.
True! 
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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