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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is just what we need, smelly soldiers. What hideous odor do you suggest? The smell of old sneakers with old socks tucked into them?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Coconut.

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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hmmmm, there are many who delight in the odor of the coconut.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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But, nobody sprays their soldiers with the scent of coconut.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Maybe because soldiers smelling like large coconuts would not instill much fear in the enemy.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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anonimnystefy wrote:

But, nobody sprays their soldiers with the scent of coconut.

But there is always a first time

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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The ants would probably eat the entire army.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I called again today and they said I am still too old, I will try again next year...

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Hi bobbym

You should try phoning them again now.

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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

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phanthanhtom wrote:

- I don't have an Australian residence/citizenship

You will gain Australian citizenship automatically once you joined a civil service.

It's not how good you are. It's how good you want to be - Paul Arden

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I called again and unfortunately I am still too old, I will call later this month...

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Hm, that might work. Have you tried lying?

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I will try that right now.

I lied to them, I told them I never called before but they still said I was too old.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Hm, try lying about your age this time, too.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I called again and lied about when I called last, who I am, what country I reside in and my age, I told them I was 95. They still said I was too old.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Well, if that didn't work, I don't know what will. They seem to be very rigorous. Too much so if you ask me.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I bet they would take my cousin who lives there in a minute.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Yes, definitely. For a second I thought you might be able to present yourself as him, but they are probably already keeping an eye on him as a potential candidate.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I am sure he is heavily monitored but he could probably slip through all that surveillance.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Why should he slip through? They want him in their forces. And Tu too.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Tu? Oh I see, that is his codename.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Of course not. It's the name of the beast.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is his codename, I know him as Tulip.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: The Foundation
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Which one is your cousin?

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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phrontisterm, many decades ago some of the m's heard of Australia and migrated there.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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