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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is just what we need, smelly soldiers. What hideous odor do you suggest? The smell of old sneakers with old socks tucked into them?

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Coconut.

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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hmmmm, there are many who delight in the odor of the coconut.

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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But, nobody sprays their soldiers with the scent of coconut.

Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Maybe because soldiers smelling like large coconuts would not instill much fear in the enemy.

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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anonimnystefy wrote:

But, nobody sprays their soldiers with the scent of coconut.

But there is always a first time

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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The ants would probably eat the entire army.

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I called again today and they said I am still too old, I will try again next year...

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Hi bobbym

You should try phoning them again now.

Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**David****Member**- From: Notbumpkinland
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phanthanhtom wrote:

- I don't have an Australian residence/citizenship

You will gain Australian citizenship automatically once you joined a civil service.

Let brotherly love continue.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I called again and unfortunately I am still too old, I will call later this month...

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Hm, that might work. Have you tried lying?

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I will try that right now.

I lied to them, I told them I never called before but they still said I was too old.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.**

**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Hm, try lying about your age this time, too.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I called again and lied about when I called last, who I am, what country I reside in and my age, I told them I was 95. They still said I was too old.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.**

**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Well, if that didn't work, I don't know what will. They seem to be very rigorous. Too much so if you ask me.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I bet they would take my cousin who lives there in a minute.

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Yes, definitely. For a second I thought you might be able to present yourself as him, but they are probably already keeping an eye on him as a potential candidate.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I am sure he is heavily monitored but he could probably slip through all that surveillance.

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Why should he slip through? They want him in their forces. And Tu too.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Tu? Oh I see, that is his codename.

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Of course not. It's the name of the beast.

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is his codename, I know him as Tulip.

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**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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**anonimnystefy****Real Member**- From: Harlan's World
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Which one is your cousin?

Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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phrontisterm, many decades ago some of the m's heard of Australia and migrated there.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.**

**If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**

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