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#201 2014-08-05 02:43:54
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You cannot be an expert of bumpkins by knowing just one of them.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#202 2014-08-05 02:53:02
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You can if he is the only one.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#203 2014-08-05 03:14:55
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Then why did you tell me that I cannot?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#204 2014-08-05 03:18:51
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Because as of 9:30 PM PST last night I became the only one left.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#205 2014-08-05 03:29:36
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Sorry for your loss. What happened?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#206 2014-08-05 03:31:06
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
The last bumpkin other than I was gunned down in Sri Lanka. He had been hiding for many years but finally did some EM and they found him!
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#207 2014-08-05 04:03:01
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
How did he transmit the signal of his death?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#208 2014-08-05 06:08:35
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Heard it on the bumpkin news station.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#209 2014-08-07 00:39:41
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#210 2014-08-07 01:21:41
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
That is unreadable.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#211 2014-08-07 02:04:05
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#212 2014-08-07 02:09:41
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Hmmm, I do not get it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#213 2014-08-07 02:14:00
- anonimnystefy
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
The first and third one are plays on familiar and cheesy pickup lines.
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#214 2014-08-07 02:16:58
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I see, you and I together and leave out the screaming.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#215 2014-08-07 02:28:21
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
http://www.explainxkcd.com/279/
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#216 2014-08-07 02:34:08
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Hmmm, first of all those are very contrived. I have never heard or used any of them. Secondly, the use of profanity in writing is horrible. It is bad enough when a bumpkin uses it in conversation because he/she does not know any better.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#217 2014-08-07 03:15:12
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Where is the profanity?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#218 2014-08-07 03:17:53
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
If I point it out I would be the guilty one. It is good that you missed it. Bad language goes hand in hand with bad thoughts. The reppie that writes that stuff should monitor his thoughts a bit better.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#219 2014-08-07 03:26:38
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Randall is not a reppie. Okay, I saw it but swearing is an integral part of life
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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#220 2014-08-07 03:32:14
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Yes, he is reppie. Or worse, a wannabe.
Okay, I saw it but swearing is an integral part of life
No it is not, to quote Wittengenstein again:
An honest religious thinker is like a tightrope walker. He almost looks as though he were walking on nothing but air. His support is the slenderest imaginable. And yet it really is possible to walk on it.
It is possible to eliminate swearing from your speech and writing and therefore from your mind. Why does he seek to put it back?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#221 2014-08-07 03:38:41
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I do not agree with you.
What is the smallest meaningless number?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#222 2014-08-07 03:45:36
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You will. The seed has been planted.
What is a meaningless number? All numbers have meaning, some through his visual idea and others through the axioms of arithmetic, if I am using that right.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#223 2014-08-07 03:50:45
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Seed not planted: PERMISSION DENIED
Aleph null too?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#224 2014-08-07 03:53:40
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Would you rather end up a salty talking and writing imbecile? Seed planted and unless you are barren ground ( as a reppie is ) it will at least grow.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#225 2014-08-07 03:55:29
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
If I can produce quality content like that then why not?
I am not land, I am an immobile computer.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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