Courtesy of mathe.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
I tried to say "happy pi day" to my former crush via Facebook chat and she kept answering with uploading memes.
Me: "Happy π day..."
Her: ("one does not simply" meme) "One does not simply remember pi day"
Me: "I do 8| "
Her: (lame joke eel meme) "Why do people get excited about pi day? Who knows, it's completely irrational"
Me: "But... Golden Ratio is also irrational... "
Her: (Stoner Stanley meme) "If today was really 'pi' day, it would never end"
Me: "Toilet humor?"
Her: ("Meh" hand Facebook sticker)
Her: (peeking cat) "Don't mind me. please, do continue..."
Me: "Sorry, I am going to π..."
Her: (grumpy cat meme) "Yikes. I almost smiled."
Me: "That suits you well... -_- "
Her: (Vladimir Putin) "Thanks for Putin up with me"
Her: (Jackie Chan rageface)
Me: "With this I show a white cloth as a sign of surrender"
Her: (troll rageface) "You mad, bro?"
Her: (bald man whose face looks like Tintin pointing at me) "Guess who can't keep up"
Me: "Sis Cal......!!!!!! >.< " (that's my adorable name for her)
Her: (math Wonka meme) "Problem is, I lose interest... very quickly"
Me: "Yeah yeah... I know that..."
Her: (someone with a hat and glasses shouting) "Am I right? Or am I right?"
Her: (grumpy cat meme) "Hahaha. No."
Me: "Grumpy cat represents you really well."
Her: (NO rageface) "NO"
Me: "Yes. Someone cute who is hard.to.smile."
Her: ("no bear" meme) "How about no"
Me: "And a bear suits you the most."
Her: (someone shouting) "Don't call me fat! I already know I'm fat!"
Me: "Not just that, but that bear is big, black, yet strong and cute... Just like you..."
Her: (Dwayne meme) "False"
Her: (Someone bald and black holding a mic and shows a palm) "No. I'm not good enough"
Me: "Which parts are false? I mentioned 4 factors there... "
Her: (grumpy cat meme) "I am not cute. Stop thinking I'm a feet teddy bear."
Her: ("I don't always" meme) "I don't always try to understand women. But when I do, it terrifies and confuses me"
Me: "Nah, you are a cute girl..."
Her: (a girl who seems giving up conversations) "Yeah, sure. If you say so."
Happy Pi Day!
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.