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Jai Ganesh

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Birthday Jokes

Q: "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
A: "No, only little babies."
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Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
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Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
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Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.
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Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares!
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Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
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Q: Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?
A: Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
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Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
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Q: Why are birthdays good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
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Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: "What's eating you?"
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Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.
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Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
A: You can have your cake and eat it too.
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Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
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Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Birthday Jokes

Q: Why are birthdays good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Except those who were born on February, 29th.

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Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,182

Re: Birthday Jokes

Hi Monox D. I-Fly,

You are right! February 29 is as exception! They are the longest in the calendar dates albeit once in four years (usually)!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.