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#1 2018-07-26 00:04:44

ganesh
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Birthday Jokes

Q: "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
A: "No, only little babies."
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Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
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Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
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Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.
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Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares!
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Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
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Q: Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?
A: Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
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Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
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Q: Why are birthdays good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
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Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: "What's eating you?"
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Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.
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Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
A: You can have your cake and eat it too.
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Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
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Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2018-07-27 19:34:43

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Birthday Jokes

ganesh wrote:

Q: Why are birthdays good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Except those who were born on February, 29th.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2018-07-28 00:53:34

ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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Re: Birthday Jokes

Hi Monox D. I-Fly,

You are right! February 29 is as exception! They are the longest in the calendar dates albeit once in four years (usually)!


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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