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Little Peter, a smart little kid, was walking in the streets when he encountered a policeman.

"Good morning, Uncle Policeman," greeted Peter politely.

"Good morning, Little Peter," replied the policeman.

"How do you do today?" asked Peter.

"I'm posting up papers of catching a robber around the streets. Mind to help out?" said the policeman.

Little Peter went to look at one of the papers in the policeman's hands. He saw the robbers face.

"How did you get the robbers face?" asked Peter.

"By camera," answered the policeman.

"Then why didn't you catch him when you were taking a shot of him?" asked Peter again.

The policeman didn't have an answer to this.

Hello again. Here, I would like to speak out once more.

I don't know if the forums has this function, or anything similar. But I think it doesn't, so I've decided to say it out. I suggest that this forums should also add a centering feature when posting, so when people post their messeges, they could center words or phrases needed to center.

If the forums already has this, then I don't think this would be needed, but do notify me. If not, I would like you all to give in some comments about this suggestion of mine.

I know it's not a creative one, because I got the idea from other forums and messege boards, though I really thought the board should need this.

I really thank and appreciate the people who reply to this thread. Whether it be agree or disagree, say out your opinions.

This is a joke I found in my old English book....again.

A manager of a huge company was about to hire a university graduate. Here was their conversation:

"Congratulations, Mark! You are hired to this company," the manager announced. "When can you start working?"

"Today. But I've got a question to ask you first, manager," the graduate asked politely. "How much is my salary?"

The manager replied quickly. "You'll start with $5000 each month, but within a year, your salary will raise to $7000 per month."

"Then I'll come back next year," Mark answered, as he quickly took his coat with him.

The manager said one "huh?" and fainted on his desk.