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#1 2005-07-05 06:00:47
- robbies babe
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joke!
why couldn't the bannana say anything to the monkey ?
because it didn't have a mouth
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#2 2005-07-05 12:41:51
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Re: joke!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
And haven't I seen that avatar somewhere before...Ganesh?
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#3 2005-07-05 19:03:06
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I actually thought it was ganesh at first glance. This is going to be very muddling.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#4 2005-07-05 21:52:10
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Robbies,
You change your avatar or I change mine..
The choice is yours!
Do reply.
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#5 2005-07-05 21:55:17
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Ganesh had it first!
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#6 2005-07-06 03:05:36
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Exactly! Or, really, you pinched it off ganesh.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#7 2005-07-06 05:14:28
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It is a free country,i can have and choose whatever avatar i like!!! 
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#8 2005-07-06 07:25:33
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Not to be rude, not to be rude..... but really, consider ganesh's thoughts.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#9 2005-07-06 07:31:28
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Ganesh didn't seem to mind. Then again, he DID have it first.
On the other hand, it's not that hard to distinguish between the two, is it?
Can't we all just co-exist peacefully?
P.S. I can moderate properly!
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#10 2005-07-06 07:34:12
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I concur!!!!! Peace rocks!
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#11 2005-07-06 09:35:56
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If you think you're in a free country, try going to the bank and taking the money without asking.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#12 2005-07-06 17:08:21
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Let robbis babe have this one,
I shall change my avatar.
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#13 2005-07-06 18:10:36
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Think....Think........Think................
Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
If shops are lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#14 2005-07-06 19:09:54
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Very nice, ganesh. It made me more happy.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#15 2005-07-06 22:44:47
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Thank you. Good philosophy.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#16 2007-04-16 04:10:44
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It is physcologicaly impossible for man kind to be in peace with each other. Because peace is a delicate thing that can be broken by the simplest things like two people not worshipping the same so another guy for some strange reason hates him for that and as long as one person has something that another person wants the person might despise him and one day start a conflict wich would end peace so you can never really say peace but you can say something more of a calmness at the moment.
What was, was and whats here is now 
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#17 2007-05-11 23:34:39
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Why does everyon keep on going on about avatars. What are they? The only avatars I've ever heard of is the show AVATAR and the on efrom OBAN STAR RACERS.
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#18 2007-05-11 23:50:27
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The image that goes with your name ... it is part of your "personality"
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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