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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners

What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hair line.

What is yellow and white, and goes down railway lines at over 100 miles an hour? The train drivers egg sandwich!

What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the same time? Growing older!

What goes up and never comes down? Age.

Doctor, doctor, my left leg is giving me a lot of pain.
I expect thats old age. But my right leg is as old, and that does not hurt at all!

Thats an excellent essay for someone your age, said the English teacher.How about for someone my Mums age, Miss?

What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: One liners

Very nice! ganesh

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~ Anton Chekhov
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