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android34

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Registered: 2008-10-09

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Faster than light, guaranteed.

There has been a new discovery of a particle of physics.  This particle is now known as the Limbaughn.  It is an indivisible unit of intolerance.  No one yet knows how the Limbaughn can produce hot gas at velocities greater than light that currently emanates from Rush Limbaughs mouth but a scientist working at FERMILAB suspects that dark matter is not the only force being shoved into the universe.  This intolerance matter appears to only form in sufficient quantities in Rush's brain.  A team of scientists at MIT believes they can produce the body of a rocket of sufficient strength, so that it doesn't collapse into a 2 dimensional disk on activation of Rush's mouth.  Once this incredible feat of material science is complete, robots made of this MIT material will be able to travel the universe and find cool and interesting things.

MathsIsFun

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Re: Faster than light, guaranteed.

an indivisible unit of intolerance

Powerful particle.

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

android34

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Registered: 2008-10-09

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Re: Faster than light, guaranteed.

MathIsFun:  It does frighten me terribly.