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#1 2011-07-09 16:47:00
- MathPro101
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Math Pick-up Lines
Just two math pickup lines I thought were pretty humorous.
"You and I add up better than a Reimman sum"
"My love for you is like dividing by 0; its so undefined"
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#2 2011-07-10 02:03:33
- soroban
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
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#3 2011-07-10 06:55:39
- MathPro101
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Oh I like the You-Substitution one. Very nice.
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#4 2011-07-14 13:49:12
- Tigeree
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Converge! 
I am so using that one! Actually I'll probably use most of them...
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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Cheer up, emo kid.
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#5 2013-04-23 14:08:05
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I wish I was your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#6 2014-05-03 05:02:22
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
There are three members in our family who drink tea:
One does without sugar and without milk.
One does with sugar and without milk.
One does without sugar and with milk.
I do with sugar and milk.
If you join our family, we would complete the power set.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#7 2014-07-10 23:19:46
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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#8 2014-07-24 01:05:38
- Arna
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
ans-because 7 8 9!!
Nothing is impossible as the statement itself states I M POSSIBLE
In this realm of twisted reality,sanity is only illusion
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#9 2014-07-24 01:09:16
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
7 8 9 double factorial?
By the way, this is not a pickup line.
Hi;
Welcome to Math Is Fun Forum.
What is your favorite color?
You may write an introduction in the introductions section
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#10 2014-07-24 02:59:19
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
We do need an introduction section in Introductions.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#11 2014-07-24 03:52:36
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Did you notice anything peculiar with this thread?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#12 2014-07-24 03:54:52
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Not yet.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#13 2014-07-25 01:23:25
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
But i have!
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#14 2014-07-25 01:26:00
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Other than it is a joke thread?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#15 2014-07-25 01:29:47
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Yes, this page is not viewed properly in many browsers.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#16 2014-07-25 01:34:43
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Which ones and why?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#17 2014-07-25 16:00:59
- niharika_kumar
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
one is google chrome.
friendship is tan 90°.
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#18 2014-07-25 19:21:10
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Well of course a math page would not be viewable in that browser.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#19 2014-07-26 00:59:50
- ShivamS
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
It works in Chrome and Firefox for me.
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#20 2014-07-26 01:02:27
- anonimnystefy
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
It works in Chrome for me, too.
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#21 2014-07-26 01:28:14
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
It does not work in chrome for me. I just get a blank screen. Oh wait, I do not have chrome installed.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#22 2014-07-26 01:31:22
- ShivamS
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Maybe it happened in Firefox and you thought its Chrome. 
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#23 2014-07-26 01:42:37
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I wonder how it looks in SeaMonkey or Opera?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#24 2014-07-26 01:45:21
- ShivamS
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Opera is fine.
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#25 2014-07-26 01:58:22
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
But how does it look in Maxthon and IE?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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