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#51 2014-07-29 05:45:53
- anonimnystefy
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Maybe he has to simulate if the pickup line works.
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#52 2014-07-29 06:08:34
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I just hope he does not overclock his CPU else he will need to water cool his head with tubing.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#53 2014-07-29 19:50:44
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
The pickup algorithm cannot be run properly in a deterministic classical computer
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#54 2014-07-29 22:44:41
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
The pickup algorithm? How does that differ from the uppick algorithm?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#55 2014-07-30 00:24:48
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
What?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#56 2014-07-30 00:35:11
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Hmmm, I am still confused about the cat.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#57 2014-07-30 01:02:59
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I did not mention any cat
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#58 2014-07-30 01:04:21
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
What about the cat and the first night?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#59 2014-07-30 01:26:38
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You should kill the cat on the first night!
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#60 2014-07-30 03:58:20
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Wold she not be more frightened if I killed a rhinoceros?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#61 2014-07-30 04:12:37
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Yes, but it would be cruel too.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#62 2014-07-30 04:16:18
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Same thing with a cat...
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#63 2014-07-30 04:40:01
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
The cat is not endangered.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#64 2014-07-30 04:55:54
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
It will be if they keep doing that.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#65 2014-07-30 05:06:37
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Hmm.
What do you want to kill?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#66 2014-07-30 05:14:24
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Hmmm, at the moment nothing except that black widow spider that is now living in my brother's room.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#67 2014-07-30 05:32:02
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
There is no bride?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#68 2014-07-30 05:36:15
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
The bride of the black widow?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#69 2014-07-30 06:02:24
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
If there are no brides, killing the widow will be useless.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#70 2014-07-30 06:09:05
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You mean I should just leave it there?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#71 2014-07-30 06:12:28
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You can store it for later
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#72 2014-07-30 06:13:51
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
It is just sitting there in its web waiting for someone to eat or bite.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#73 2014-07-30 06:15:59
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
For an indefinite period?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#74 2014-07-30 06:18:36
- bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Woops, my brother killed it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#75 2014-07-30 06:22:21
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Ask him about the cat?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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