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Jai Ganesh

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Biology Q and A

Q: Why didn't the dendrochronologist get married?
A: All he ever dated was trees!
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Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The Nucleus.
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Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?
A: Ouch, Mitosis!
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Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
A: I like your "style."
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Q: What do Biologists wear on their heads when playing Football?
A: Helminths.
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Q: Why couldn't the plants escape prison?
A: Their cells were surrounded by walls.
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Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
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Q: Where do they send the criminal neurons?
A: To the chain ganglion.
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Re: Biology Q and A

Q: What does flowery Leo call himself?
A: A dandy lion!

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