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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Penguin Jokes

Q: Whats a penguins favorite relative?
A: Aunt Arctica!
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Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!
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Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!
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Q: Where do penguins go swimming?
A: At the South Pool!
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Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.
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Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
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Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
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Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
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Q: What do you call a happy penguin?
A: A Pen-Grin!
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Q: What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
A: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
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Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven't got any pockets.
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Q: Were do penguins get money from?
A: A fishbank.
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