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Jai Ganesh

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Owl Jokes

Q: What do you call an owl magician?
A: Hoooooo-dini.
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Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
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Q: What do you call an owl caught in the act?
A: Spotted!
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Q: What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A: A moist-owlette.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A: Pearls of Wisdom.
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Q: When does a Owl go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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Q: Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
A: He didn't want to be Owl by himself.
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Q: What's more amazing than a talking Owl?
A: A spelling bee!
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Q: What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A: A bird that doesn't give a hoot!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and an owl?
A: Meowls.
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Q: Where do you go for a good time?
A: Owl City.
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Q: Did you hear the one about the owl?
A: It was a hoot.
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Q: What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A: A growl!
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Q: What do you call an owl with armor?
A: A Knight Owl.
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