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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Shark Jokes

Q: What was the nerd shark's favorite programming language?
A: Jaw-va.
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Q: What do sharks eat for dessert?
A: Octo-pie.
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Q: What does a snowshark give you?
A: Frost bites.
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Q: Whats the Great White Sharks favorite candy?
A: The Jaw-Breaker!
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Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: 'Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.'
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Q: What is a shark's favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
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Q: How did the crazy shark become normal again?
A: He got electro shark therapy.
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Q: What did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME.
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Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!
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Q: What do sharks use before attacking surfers?
A: Sun Scream.
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Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!
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Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.
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Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark.
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Q: What's worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark!
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Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
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Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish).
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Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks.
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Q: What's worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner!
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Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark's teeth?
A: Slow Swimmers.
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Q: What is King Arthur's favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.
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Q: What was the marine biologist's kid's excuse for not having his homework?
A: "My shark ate it!"
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