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Jai Ganesh

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Chocolate Jokes (Questions and Answers).

Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE.
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Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts.
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Q: If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
A: Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...
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Q: How do you know it's cold outside?
A: When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
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Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A: A Kitty Kat bar!
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Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate!
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Q: What is the opposite of Chocolate?
A: Chocoearly.
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Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse!
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Q: What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
A: Decad-ant.
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Q: What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once?
A: Your gonna choke alot.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
A: The worlds best Sundae!
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Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
A: 3.14159265.
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Q: What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
A: Cocoa-Nuts.
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