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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Caterpillar Jokes

Q: What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
A: Turns over a new leaf!
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Q: What does a cat go to sleep on?
A: A caterpillow!
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Q: What's green and dangerous?
A: A caterpillar with a machine gun!
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Q: What pillar doesn't need holding up?
A: A caterpillar!
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Q: What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A: A worm in a fur coat!
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Q: What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A: A caterpillar tractor!
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Q: What did the caterpillar say to the sapling?
A: Where's the leaf.
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Q: How do caterpillars order the latest fashions?
A: Caterloges.
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Q: What's a caterpillar's favorite weapon?
A: A caterpolt!
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Q: What's colorful and sails the open seas?
A: A catermaran.
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