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Jai Ganesh

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Flea Jokes

Q: What is the most faithful insect?
A: A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
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Q: What insect runs away from everything?
A: A flee!
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Q: What to you call a Russian flea?
A: A Moscow-ito!
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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
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Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Shall we fly or take the dog.
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Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
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Q: How do you start an insect race?
A: One, two, flea - go!
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Q: What do you call a mad flea?
A: A looney-tic.
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Q: What do you call 144 fleas in a box?
A: Gross!
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Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A: Start from scratch!
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Q: What is a flea's favorite book?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
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Q: What did the clean dog say to the insect?
A: Long time no flea!
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Q: What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
A: Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
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Q: What do you call a cheerful flea?
A: A hop-timist!
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Q: What do you call a Flea in a bar?
A: A Bar-Hopper!
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Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
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Q: What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
A: Shot it!
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Q: How to fleas travel?
A: Itch hiking!
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Q: Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
A: To hide his flea collar!
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Q: What do you call a fancy party just for pests?
A: Grand Jubi-flea.
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Q: Where do fleas live?
A: Fleadelphia!
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Q: Where do fleas shop at?
A: The flea market!
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