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Jai Ganesh

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Turtle Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A: A slow-poke.
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Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
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Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!
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Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take?
A: Shellfies.
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Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?
A: It becomes a shellebration.
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Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on.
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Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.
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Q: What happens when you get into fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
A: You get shell shocked.
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Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!
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Q: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
A: A Turtle-Neck.
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Q: What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A: a turtle disaster.
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Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
A: You shell out a lot of money.
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Q: What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
A: A shellmet.
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Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A: A slow-pork.
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