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Jai Ganesh

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Geometry Jokes I

Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
A: A high-pot-in-use.
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Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
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Q: What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?
A: Gee-Om-A-Tree.
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Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!!
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Q: What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?
A: A plane cheeseburger.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere?
A: Rock and roll!
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Q: What do you call a protractor holding a fishing rod?
A: An Angler!
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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!
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Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees.
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Q: What did the square say to the circle?
A: Haven't I seen you around?
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Q: Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher?
A: He never gave homework asSINments.
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Q: What do you call an angle which is adorable?
A: An acute angle.
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Q: Who invented the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.
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Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.
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