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Jai Ganesh

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Geometry Jokes II

Q: What did the triangle say to the ball?
A: You're pointless.
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Q: Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long?
A: At a yard sale.
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Q: What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?
A: They are both coplaners.
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Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
A: 3.142.
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Q: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
A: Geometry.
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Q: Why did the inches obey the yardstick?
A: He was their ruler!
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Q: What do you call people who like tractors?
A: Protractors.
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Q: Why was the corner hot?
A: Because it was 90 degrees Fahrenheit!
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Q: What should you do when it rains?
A: Coincide.
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Q: Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?
A: They were finding their scale.
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Q: Why won't the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?
A: They are too eccentric.
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Q: Why was the scalene triangle sad?
A: He would never be right.
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Q: Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?
A: Coney Island.
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Q: Which shape do you use to catch somebody?
A: A trapezoid.

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