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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes

Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: "I saw you yeasterday".
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Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!
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Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!
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Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
A: We're toast!
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Q: What does bread do after it's done baking?
A: Loaf around.
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Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.
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Q: Why is dough another word for money?
A: Because everyone kneads it.
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Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
A: He was caught beating an egg.
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Q: Why did bread break up with margarine?
A: For a butter lover.
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Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
A: I bread your pardon!
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Q: Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread?
A: Puppy loaf.
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Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour?
A: Come on we Knead to be serious!
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Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it's anger against grapes?
A: Raisining!
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Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
A: I loaf you dough much!
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Q: Why doesn't anyone want to work in a bakery?
A: It's a crumby place to work.
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Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly?
A: Plain Ones.
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Q: When does sourdough bread rise?
A: When you yeast expect it.
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Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
A: I'm on a roll!
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