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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Tea Jokes

Q: When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage?
A: If it's not your cup of tea.
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Q: What do teapots wear to a tea party?
A T-shirt.
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Q: What's the opposite of Green Tea?
A: Fat-Tea.
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Q: What drink breaks the ice?
A: Flirt-Tea.
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Q: What do murderers drink?
A: Cruel-tea.
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Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.
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Q: What drink do goalies hate?
A: Penal-tea.
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Q: What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath?
A: Mint-Tea.
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Q: Why did the teapot get in trouble?
A: Because he was Naught-Tea.
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Q: What do sophisticated fish drink?
A: Salt-Tea.
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Q: What do people with ambition drink?
A: Loft-Tea.
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Q: What drink brings you down to earth?
A: Gravi-Tea.
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Q: What does a worry wart drink?
A: Safe-Tea.
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Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: Liberty.
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Q: What do athletes drink before games?
A: Sport-Tea.
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Q: What should you drink before you workout?
A: Sweat-Tea.
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Q: What do teachers drink at school?
A: Facul-Tea.
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