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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Marriage Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Q: What kind of institution is Marriage?
A: One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Q: What kind of rings do men need for marriage?
A: A1: Engagement Ring; A2: Wedding Ring; A3: Suffe-Ring; A4: Endu-Ring.
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Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
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Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
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Q: Why is marriage like a nice suit?
A: At first it's a perfect fit, but after a while you need alterations.
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Q: Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A: Because love means nothing to them!
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Q: How do you transfer funds even faster than electronic banking?
A: By getting Married!
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Q: What kind of process is Marriage?
A: A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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