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Jai Ganesh

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Pear Jokes

Q: Where do fruits go on vacation?
A: Pear-is.
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Q: What do you get when you add fruit to your salad?
A: The Perfect Pear.
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Q: What did the pear say to the pear pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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Q: Do fruits go to heaven?
A: Only if the can get past the pear-ly gates.
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Q:  What did the pear say to the almond?
A: You're Nuts!
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Q: How do you perform fruity magic?
A: First you make a fruit disap-pear then you make it reap-pear.
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Q: What lives in pears and is an avid reader?
A: A bookworm!
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Q: What did the fruit say to his girlfriend?
A: We make a nice pear.
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Q: Why did the guy order a fruity drink?
A: Pear Pressure.
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Q: What do you call a run in with a fruity ghost?
A:  A Pear-anormal experience.
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Q: What kind of fruit helps a lawyer?
A: A Pearalegal.
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Q: Why did the pear stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
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Q: What do you call an island with dozens of fruit trees?
A: Pearadise.
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Q: How many grams of protein are in an pear pie?
A: 3.14159265
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Q: What can a whole pear do that half an pear can't do?
A:  It can look round.
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