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Jai Ganesh

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Duck Jokes I

Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
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Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus.
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Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A robber ducky.
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Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
A: "Let's quack this case!"
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Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
A: "I hope I didn't quack any!"
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Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came?
A: Put it on my bill!
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Q: Why are ducks bad drivers?
A: Their windshields are qwacked.
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Q: Why did the duck sleep under the car?
A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.
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Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel?
A: It was one tough nut to quack.
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Q: Did you hear about the bird that couldn't pass environmental legislation?
A: He was a lame duck.
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Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
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Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up.
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Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the ducktor!
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Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
A: Because they would quack up!
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Q: Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
A: Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
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