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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Questions and Answers : Anatomy and Botany Jokes

Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
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Q: Why did the medical student fail anatomy?
A: She just couldn't cut it.
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Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
A: I like your "style".
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Q: What's a kidney’s favorite instrument?
A: An organ.
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Q: Where do you bury dead people?
A: Asymmetry
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Q: Why the did the student fail anatomy?
A: Because the professor was really sternum.
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Q: What did the cadaver say to the anatomy student?
A: You stole my heart.
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Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Anatomy?
A: Because he was below "C" level.
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Q: What do you do when you break your toe?
A: Call a toe truck.
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Q: What type of flowers does everybody have?
A: Two-lips.
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