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Jai Ganesh

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Hippopotamus Jokes

Q: What's a hippos favourite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop.
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Q: How do you make sure a hippo is telling you the truth?
A: Make him take the Hippocratic Oath.
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Q: How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
A: Hipponotism.
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Q: What do you call a naughty hippopotamus in nature?
A: Hip Hop Hooray...Ho..Hey...Ho.
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Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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Q: What do you call a mean hippo?
A: A hippocrite.
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Q: When does a hippo go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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Q: What happens when hippos get too cold?
A: They get hippothermia.
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Q: What do you call a lazy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!
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Q: What is as big as a hippo but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
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Q: What do you call a fashionable hippopotamus?
A: A hippo-ster.
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Q: How do you say hello to a hippopotamus?
A: Hi-po!
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Q: What do you call a long haired hippo?
A: A hippy.
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Q: How do you inoculate a hippo?
A: With a hippodermic needle.
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