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Jai Ganesh

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Disney Jokes - 2

Q: Why was Cinderella no good at football?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: "I'm all ears!"
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Q: What doesn't Alice like about Wonderland?
A: The drama queen of hearts.
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Q: What happens when you make Chip and Dale angry?
A: You Donald Duck for cover.
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Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf!
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Q: How do you catch Chip N Dale?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into outer space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto.
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Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
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Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear?
A: A Minnie-skirt.
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Q: Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan's home?
A: They see the sign that says Never Land.
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Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
A: Sour Grapes.
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Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
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Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.
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