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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cold Jokes

Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!
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Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
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Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
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Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
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Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
A: On a map!
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Q: What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?
A: H to O! (H20)
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Q: What do you call a cold ghost?
A: Casp-burr!
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Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
A: Leeks!
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Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
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Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
A: "Dam!"
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Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
A: Cold cream.
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Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella?
A: Because of the rain, dear.
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Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide detergent?
A: Because it's to cold out tide.
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Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
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Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
A: "Where were you on the night of September to March?"
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Q: What did the walrus say when it was late?
A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship."
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