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Jai Ganesh

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Farm Jokes - 3

Q: Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?
A: The farmacist (pharmacist).
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Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow?
A: He tractor down.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
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Q: What grows when fed but dies when watered?
A: Fire.
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Q: What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup!
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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Q: What do you call an arctic cow?
A: An eskimoo!
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Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden?
A: Squash!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
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