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Jai Ganesh

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Autumn Jokes

Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: Leaf me alone.
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Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you.
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Q: Why did summer catch autumn?
A: Because autumn is fall.
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Q: Why are trees very forgiving?
A: Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".
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Q: What falls in autumn?
A: Leaves!
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Q: What is the cutest season?
A: Awwtumn.
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Q: What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
A: The Great Barrier Leaf.
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Q: Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?
A: It was on paid leaf.
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Q: How do leaves get from place to place?
A: With autumn-mobiles.
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Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
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Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
A: That's it, I'm leaving.
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Q: What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
A: Disbe-leaf.
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Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
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